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A new website?! How will I contain my excitement?!

By Alexei Ryan • • Random

Yes I know, it’s exciting.  I can nearly keep my pantaloons on.  You may be saying, “OMGZ ANOTHER TRAVEL BLOG?! WHAT’S SO DIFFERENT ABOUT IT LEX?!”
Well, this one will be WAY WORSE.
Devoid of actual intelligent advice, but rather stupid lessons learned the hard way like:

How to make friends with muggers and NOT DIE in Slovakia.

Why eating bugs in Cambodia is a GREAT IDEA! (Because suffering is in STYLE)

Safety Fourth!  Playing limbo on elephants under live power lines in Thailand.

Peaceful Indian Ocean swimming: lightning strikes and your boat starts to leave without you.

Thumb wars with live crabs in seedy Hong Kong wet markets.

We will also be featuring YOUR stupid travel stories (so I don’t look so bad).

Put your email and I’ll let you know when the site is launched.

Thanks crazy people.

-Outlandish Lex

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Alexei Ryan

Alexei Ryan is an actor and writer from California. He is also the writer of the travel blog, Outlandish Lex. He is currently living in Hong Kong.

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